AUSTRALIA V INDIA đ
AUSTRALIA V INDIA!
What do Mike Tyson, Lionel Messi, Roger Federer and Michael Jordan have in common?
GOATs.
Baaa, baaaaa. GOATs. đ
Now, the question for me, Punters, isâŠ
Is Steven Peter Devereux Smith a part of this group?
Full disclosure: Floppyâs got a man-crush on Steve âSmudgeyâ Smith.
Look, we all know what he did in South Africa...
But what about what he did in England..?
What about the sheer amount of runs heâs put on the scoreboard for our country?
What about those catches he gobbles up, day-in, day-out.
Look, Flopâs forgiven him. Heâs forgiven in Floppyâs books.
Mr. Warner, on the other hand?
Someone please, for the love of God, get that man OUT of that commentary box.
Iâve had a GUT FULL and Iâve only watched 1 match thus far this summer.
NowâŠ
I donât want to go over the top with it, but I love Smudgey.
I love his antics. The quirks. The carry-on.
Because deep behind all those strange things and that vanilla character, thereâs a true heart of a champion.
The man lifts for the big occasions.
He thrives on the tough stuff.
He hates the easy runs.
He feasts on the tough ones.
What a man. What a cricketer.
Not just with the bat, but those sticky mitts are some of the safest Australiaâs seen since Floppy quit playing footy.
NowâŠ
IF YOU ASK ME, STEVEN âSMUDGEâ SMITH HAS A LARGE, HUMONGOUS SERIES IN STORE.
WATCH THIS SPACE.
*P.S. Remember what happened to our Beloved Ricky âPunterâ Ponting (what a nickname btw, loves a punt)? The wider nation was begging for Punter to make some runs when his career was floundering. Will it happen to Smithy? No. Weâre talking about a BEST XI PLAYER OF ALL TIME here. Weâre talking about royalty. True, bonafide, royalty.
Steven âSmudgeâ Smith to run riot this summer.