COLLINGWOOD V GEELONG BEST BETS 🏉

COLLINGWOOD V GEELONG BEST BETS!

Punters,

I can’t help but notice the sheer size of Scott Pendlebury’s biceps in recent years?

The man is rocking some of the biggest pipes, pound-for-pound, in the AFL.

Just a massive, rotund set of biceps on the man.

And it’s not even really about the volume of the things, it’s more so the rate of acceleration in the growth.

Absolutely ridiculous how big they’ve gotten. I mean have a look at him here:

*2010, Age 22: Pencil-like arms.

And just have a look at him now:

*2024, Age 36: Two genuine Bazookas

He’s taking the absolute p*ss, no?

Floppy reckons he’s on the juice. He must be on the juice. He just has to be on the juice.

You simply CANNOT continue to get larger and larger as you approach 40 years of age, can you?

……

Someone call ASADA.

If one of the millions upon millions of Flop’s Picks subscribers doesn’t dob this man in, I’ll do it myself.

Anyway, look...

With those massive arms doing the heavy lifting through that midfield, I reckon the Pies should be favourites tonight.

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FLOPPY’S BEST

✅ COLLINGWOOD TO WIN $2.10 (ALL BOOKIES)

1. They’re playing at the ‘G in front of an adoring crowd.

2. They neeeeeed this win to keep those finals hopes in good knick.

3. They look to be pretty much back at full strength.

✅ M. DUNCAN 20+/ J. BOWES 20+ $1.95 - POINTSBET

*I love the look of both Duncan and Bowes in this match up. It’s gonna be a little wet, a little slippery. Meaning Bowes and ‘Duncan Donuts’ will be cleaning up through that defensive line all night.

✅ DUNCAN 100+ FANTASY $2.90 (POINTSBET)

✅ BOWES 100+ FANTASY $2.90 (POINTSBET)

*See above. Watch them mop up all night.

✅ LACHIE SHULTZ 2+ GOALS
ALS ($3.50 POINTSBET)

*The T-Rex has the shortest arms and thickest chest in the AFL. I’d wager with any person willing to do so, that his ratio of ‘Width_from_back_to_chest/Height) is the highest in the AFL. I’d back it at $1.10 in fact. He’ll kick a couple goals tonight. That is all.

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